“The sister is such a cop out, he just was not into her.”—Stephanie
Monica then drops some tea — after meeting some other podmates during their engagement, Joey slid into another season 8 lady’s DMs: Madison.
“I caught that smirk Joey — I’m so tired of these men.”—Emily
“Never trust a Golden Retriever man.”—Stephanie
“Never trust a SELF-PROCLAIMED Golden Retriever man. Remember Trevor?”—Emily
“I feel like Madison is going to be everyone’s punching bag and I’m already upset about it.”—Emily
“I need Joey to stop smiling.” —Monique
“I would be so infuriated with him if I was Monica. There is absolutely no accountability with these men.” —Monique
“Wow the men are trash aren’t they.” —Sam
“And on top of all that, his hair looks bad!”—Stephanie
“Monica is a queen and Joey, you don’t need to have the last word.”—Emily
“Cause of death: Monica’s stare.” —Sam
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Then Nick Lachey gets to ask the question of the night: Dave, what’s wrong with you?
“I KNEW HIS SISTER DIDN’T WANT HIM TO GO ON THE SHOW BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE’D BE A FOOL!”—Emily
“Dave’s in full defence mode.”—Stephanie
“Is he sunburned?” —Sam
“Burned with the shame of his behaviour.”—Stephanie
“He only tried to get to the bottom of things for the past TWO WEEKS? He’s not. It’s a cop-out. He’s attempting to win back favour by saying what he THINKS they want to hear.”—Emily
“Is he taking responsibility? I can’t tell lol.” —Sam
“Humiliate yourself Dave! Do it, do it grovel!”—Stephanie
“He thinks about Lauren all the time but only investigated the dude for the past two weeks? Sure, Jan. He contradicts himself at every turn.”—Emily
“I need a sister reveal so bad pls Nick and Vanessa pls.”—Stephanie