The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3 Power Ranking: Who Will Belly Choose?

Delgado: Least annoying person right now… Conrad atm but because he’s away from the drama still

Points on the Board:

Team Jeremiah: -10,000

Team Conrad: +25

Team Belly: +7

Best needle drop: “You’re Losing Me” by Taylor Swift

A composite of Belly and Jeermiah in The Summer I Turned Pretty season 3 juxtaposed with a photo of Taylor Swift from the Eras Tour
That Taylor Swift Needle Drop in TSITP Season 3 Doesn’t Bode Well for Jeremiah

Will life imitate art imitating life?

Season 3, Episode 2: “Last Christmas”

P. Claire Dodson, Assoc. Culture Director: Episode 2 picks up with the aftermath of the Jelly breakup, news of Steven’s car accident, and we find out what happened between Conrad and Belly in that Christmas scene from the trailer

Honestine Fraser, Senior Social Manager: Conrad is up 5 points and gets MVP of the week for helping with the steven thing

Dodson: Agree with points for Conrad calling in a hospital favor, meanwhile American healthcare system down 100,000 points for needing favors to provide adequate healthcare

Sara Delgado, Editor-at-Large: Team Conrad, using his Stanford connect to make sure Steven gets the best treatment, which puts Belly at ease

Dodson: Also finally Taylor turning on Jeremiah!!! We love to see it. When she tells him, “You were supposed to be the ideal” and it parallels with Belly saying “You were supposed to be the one person who never hurt me and now you’re the person who hurt me the most.” Yikes

Kaitlyn McNab, Culture Editor: I paused the television and screamed like someone punched me in my stomach when Jeremiah said he f*cked that girl twice. I hate MEN

McNab: But sorry I love when men beg so when he got on his knees I was pleased +1

McNab: BUT! Do not propose to me — WITH NO RING — when my brother almost died 10 feet away from where we’re standing and because you felt bad for cheating on me and lying to me

Fraser: i do love to see a man begging on his knees out of desperation lmao

Fraser: -100000 points for proposing to belly out of guilt for what he did

Fraser: also belly and conrad got a sufjan stevens song while belly and jere got benson boone and that says a lot lol

Alyssa Hardy, Style Director: i was so mad when she accepted the proposal. you are free from his demonic fake nice clutches

Hardy: unrelated, the makeup they put on her when she was sad was so funny, like shes not dying

Fraser: omg it was giving bella when she was sitting in front of the window in new moon lol

McNab: Jeremiah is not fake nice, I will stand by that !!!!

Hardy: KAITLYN… we’re fighting!

Dodson: Unrelated but I’m also really enjoying Agnes and Conrad’s friendship and her actually solid perspective… +5 to Agnes

Delgado: Team Conrad for Christmas Day, picking her up after she injured herself falling from the stairs and making sure she is doing fine <3

Dodson: Also the Sufjan song!! And seeing what their life together would look like, day-to-day, quietly!! Team Conrad +50

Points on the Board:

Team Jeremiah: -100,000

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